August 7, 2017   12 notes

Anonymous asked: I love your Bimbo U paintings, but I have so many questions. Did you have a story in mind when you drew it? Did the girls know what they were getting into? Do they have names? What’s their GPA before and after? How does Bimbo U attract students? What do they do after graduation? Also, in the comments of your Deviant Art site you mentioned each girl is supposed to be an archetype. Um, I didn’t know bimbos had archetypes? I hope this isn't too many.

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Hey Anon!

Bimbo University offers a high quality education combined with nutritional, fitness and wellness regimens. Healthy mind in a healthy body and all that. 

Bimbo U attracts students like any other school. Alumni go on to have successful careers in film making, modeling, hairdressing, marketing, photography, acting, cosmetology, economics and more!

Bimbo U doesn’t believe in grades. They cause unnecessary stress and promote unhealthy competition among students. Instead of grades, students get feedback in the form of emoji.

(I came up with all that right now, i didn’t really have any story in mind. Just wanted to do a group selfie before and after.)


As for bimbo archetypes, there are all sorts. The most obvious one (in the image) is the goth bimbo (aka “gimbo”). 
Different aspects of bimbos appeal to different people. Some enjoy their happy, bubbly attitude, while others like how intently they focus on their looks. Some appreciate how comfortable they are with their sexuality, while others enjoy their empty-headed ditziness. People like submissive bimbos, smart bimbos, mindless bimbos etc. You get the idea.


Thanks for all the questions! Glad you enjoyed the piece! As an artist, it’s fulfilling to hear my work captured your imagination.

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